More Hilarious Kids Jokes


Q: How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

Q: Why are elephants so wrinkled?

Because they take too long to iron!

Q: How do you keep an elephant from charging?

Take away her credit card!

Q:  Why did the elephant paint himself different colors?

So he could hide in the crayon box!

Q:  How can you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

By the footprints in the butter!

Q: What is the difference between elephants and grapes?

Grapes are purple.

Q:  What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?

“Here come the elephants!”

Q:  What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming?

“Here come the grapes!” (She was colorblind.)

Q:  What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean meat!

Q:  What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?

Because you can see right through them!

Q: What animal needs to wear a wig?

A bald eagle!

Q: What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

A little old lady?

A little old lady who?

I didn’t know you could yodel!

Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honey combs!

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

Q:  Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she will let it go!

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite!

Q:  What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck!

Q:  Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

Q:  Why did the math book look so sad?

Because it had so many problems!

Q:  Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course!  The Empire State Building can’t jump!

Q:  If April showers bring Mayflowers, what do Mayflowers bring?

Pilgrims!

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